I was supposed to be Queen Though I work in a coffee shop, I’ll add extra sugar and put sprinkles on top! They threw me out,
I was not what I was meant to be,
I called for abolition of the monarchy!
They wanted someone to wear gowns with a tiara
Not flannelette Pyjamas
And smudged mascara!
I don’t want round the world trips
To smile and shake hands
I’ll take unplanned road trips in the back of a van!
They wanted someone quiet and apolitical
Turn up, make speeches
I’d have to marry elite,
Keep the bloodline pure,
Forget ‘who brought me home?’
I’m not really sure!
I don’t want to be a rich bitch
I would always say things I shouldn’t,
I’d rather give up the throne
Than be something I couldn’t.